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LoginI clicked yes as a joke… it was a match. We never talked about that. I downloaded the app when I was pledging my fraternity. The brothers wanted us to just swipe right for every girl we saw and invite them to parties. Anyways, I saw this decent looking girl and just sent an extremely vulgar request for sex without really thinking about it. She surprisingly agreed and met me in my dorm the next day. It literally made me gag. To make it worse she forced a 69 on me. I could barely breath in that smelly bastille. The smell was sour like old milk that was dropped in sweat.
Started by PurpleTree , January 18, Posted January 18, I know a guy who had decent results, at least that's what he told me. And he motivated me to sign up. But he's also a blonde kind of "sunny boy" type. For me i often match with women in other countries who probably just want a ticket to the "first world".
A friend of mine once told me that the hottest threesome he ever had was during Superstorm Sandy. With all of his roommates gone, he decided to stay in the city and wait out the storm with his boyfriend and another friend. The way he tells it, there had always been crazy sexual tension between the three of them and sometime during the power outage, this friend started making out with his boyfriend and suddenly all three of them were entangled on the parquet floor of his East Village convertible two-bedroom. Picture that iconic car sex scene from Titanic, only with a hand sliding down the side of his Ikea Hemnes dresser.
The guys around me are either married, dating, not interested in women, emotionally unavailable or just not husband material. So, out of curiosity I downloaded Tinder for a second time the first time I got zero matches and deleted it after two nights of unsuccessful swiping luck to see what would come out of it now. This is not a sponsored post by the way!
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