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This Hilarious Onion Parody Commercial of Cheesy Dating Websites Is Absolutely Perfect

Pretty hilarious one from the Onion archives. You can read the whole thing here :. He was really exciting. In September , he cut his long mane of hair in an effort to land a promotion to associate design director at SFR Solutions. Nickles also convinced him to become a vegetarian and sell his customized leather jacket to put a down payment on a new Toyota Camry. We hung out and talked for hours and just had a great time. Drinking and laughing with him really reminded me of the way it used to be with Brendan.

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Fed up with scrolling through endless photos and going on fruitless first dates, many Gen Zers are deleting their profiles and trying to meet people outside dating apps. Here are some of their strategies for finding potential partners in real life. That is, until the dark, handsome, and mysterious Zark Tella came along. You get it. Off English. Share this Video.

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Gen Z Reveals How They Are Meeting People Outside Dating Apps

Today, we revisit Dec. Last week, I said this was the last issue of But I completely forgot about the issue from Dec. So you get me for one more week. Thanks for reading The Onion: 20 Years Later!

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