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LoginThanks for contacting us. We've received your submission. These bass-anovas are inundating singles with profile pics of prized hauls from bluegills to bass — and many grouper groupies are swallowing the fin-omenon hook, line and sinker. Now, women are debating whether the ubiquitous fish photos are the next big catch on dating apps — or a symptom of toxic masculinity. She began to suspect this was a fishy new dating trend. In order to deem which fish make men the most enticing, Fishbrain took the survey participants who preferred fish-flaunters and presented them with a lineup of anonymized dating profile images featuring different species.
I have caught it for you and it is for you to eat. Love me, for I shall fill your dinner table with many fish such as this one in the days to come. During our time together, you will never go hungry or fear famine. You will never want for trout, salmon, or otherwise. I will sustain you with my love and with my fish. As you may have suspected, my talents do not end at fishing.
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Mom always told me there were plenty of fish in the sea. But, do I? Is this the only way to meet people these days? I QUIT!
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6/28/2024
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