Ellie
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(29)
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Biography
Gender:
Female
Age:
29
Ethnicity:
Latin
Nationality:
DEFAULT
Hair color:
Brunette
Hair Length:
Short
Eye color:
Brown
Height:
165 cm
Weight:
76 kg
Sexual Orientation:
Heterosexual
Services Offered For:
Men
Dress size:
L
Shoe size:
44
Cup size:
H
Breast:
Silicone
Pubic hair:
Shaved mostly
Tattoo:
Yes
Piercings:
No
Smoking:
Yes
Drinking:
Occasionally
Languages:
English
French
Russian
Chinese
Indian
Japanese
Turkish
French
Russian
Chinese
Indian
Japanese
Turkish
Available for:
Incall:
Private apartment
Outcall: Hotel and home visits
Outcall: Hotel and home visits
Services
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Single Crazy Cat Lady
Sometimes they have 14 different cats, and sometimes they only have one, but she doesn't need to own a dozen to be equally kitty-crazed. One puss will do the trick when it comes to stealing all of the attention. So what can you expect when you get into a loving and devoted relationship with a woman who loves cats? The cat was always there for her in her loneliest hours, he has listened to all of her problems, and he has never judged her when she didn't shower for three days and ate an entire tub of ice cream on her own. The bond is real, and you're going to have to respect that as if you were respecting her spending time with her best friend. When she meets someone new, you probably aren't the first picture she pulls up on her phone. The amount that she baby talks to her cat really comes to light when she tries to baby talk to you and says the wrong name. It's without a doubt more forgivable than slipping the name of an ex. It's Christmas every week. For her cat.
Or in my case, Mr. Accidental Relationship, Mr. New York, Mr. Rocker and Mr. Oh yah, and a fucking hypocritical cowboy.
When I first met Andy on an online dating site, we both mentioned that we liked cats. There was nothing on either of our profiles that not loving cats was a deal-breaker. I have friends who are intensely anti-pet, and I try not to hold it against them but secretly I do.
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