Bella
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Penelope
(27)
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Biography
Gender:
Female
Age:
27
Ethnicity:
Asian
Nationality:
DEFAULT
Hair color:
Brunette
Hair Length:
Long
Eye color:
Black
Height:
162 cm
Weight:
74 kg
Sexual Orientation:
Bisexual
Services Offered For:
Men
Couples
Couples
Dress size:
L
Shoe size:
44
Cup size:
F
Breast:
Natural
Pubic hair:
Shaved completely
Tattoo:
No
Piercings:
No
Smoking:
Yes
Drinking:
Occasionally
Languages:
English
French
German
Italian
Indian
Japanese
French
German
Italian
Indian
Japanese
Available for:
Incall:
Hotel room - 4
Outcall: pre-bookings only! no short notice available!
Outcall: pre-bookings only! no short notice available!
Services
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Hilarious Tinder Stories & Online Dating Fails
The tinder-match-bumble game was honestly SO addicting. I just want to share a few funny stories, ridiculous moments, and other nonsense. These are photos from an actual Bumble date where I made this dude a charcuterie and made him take pictures of me for 3 hours whoops! This disaster is pretty self-explanitory. The dude said he was six feet tall. I like tall guys. This guy shows up and I had to do a double take… towards the floor. Ummmm, hello? Not to mention this guy had ears the size of Texas from wrestling through high school. Going dutch?
Dating apps are for people who are ready for the unexpected. There are definitely certain things one can expect to see while swiping endlessly, a couple of hotties, a couple of uncomfortable messages, a couple of catfishes perhaps, and a couple of people refusing to show their face. Sure, we become desensitized to such occurrences, but often you come across a fail that is so strong that you are left with no choice but to screenshot and share. And honestly, we see nothing wrong with that, as long as you keep the person's identity decently hidden. You don't have to include the photo, although they can often be cringy.
After a while of him trying to cuddle me, I politely asked him to leave. Afterward he sent me overtly sexual messages, and I asked him to stop contacting me, at which point he lashed out, called me names, and commented on my weight. Blocked him. A couple weeks later, I logged into the app, and he came up as I was swiping, claiming my neighborhood as where he lived and even posting a pic of the view from my balcony.
Funniest Major Dating App Fails and Memes We Saw This Past Week
Some people like to get creative when it comes to their Tinder bios — and their efforts do not go unnoticed. With hundreds, if not thousands, of users in just your area alone, getting noticed on Tinder can be quite the task. Check out some of the best ones in the gallery below, and if you want more, make sure to read our previous post here! Image source: ItsNightbreed. Image source: ojoaopestana.
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