Funny dating sayings and quotes

Léa (26)
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Biography

Gender:

Female

Age:

26

Ethnicity:

Arabian

Nationality:

DEFAULT

Hair color:

Light brown

Hair Length:

Short

Eye color:

Blue

Height:

184 cm

Weight:

71 kg

Sexual Orientation:

Heterosexual

Services Offered For:

Men
Couples
2+

Dress size:

XL

Shoe size:

45

Cup size:

DD

Breast:

Natural

Pubic hair:

All natural

Tattoo:

No

Piercings:

Yes

Smoking:

Occasionally

Drinking:

Occasionally

Languages:

English
German
Spanish
Chinese

Available for:

Incall: Private apartment
Outcall: pre-bookings only! no short notice available!

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Catch Everyone's Attention With These Funny Dating Profile Quotes

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Funny dating quotes? Perhaps no other topic in the course of human events provides as much fodder for humor as romantic relationships. With that in mind, here are some of our favorite funny dating quotes. My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. Emo Philips.

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Giggles and laughter are essential to keep a relationship lively. An excellent sense of humour amongst spouses breaks up dullness and strengthens their relationship. If you want a fun way to spend quality time with your partner, funny dating quotes will do you good. Your support matters! Life isn't the same without a sense of humour. You don't always have to look solemn when you express your feelings for someone.