Dating cat lady

Joana (18)
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Biography

Gender:

Female

Age:

18

Ethnicity:

Arabian

Nationality:

DEFAULT

Hair color:

Blond

Hair Length:

Short

Eye color:

Brown

Height:

160 cm

Weight:

57 kg

Sexual Orientation:

Bisexual

Services Offered For:

Men
Women
Couples
2+

Dress size:

XXL

Shoe size:

46

Cup size:

G

Breast:

Natural

Pubic hair:

Trimmed

Tattoo:

Yes

Piercings:

Yes

Smoking:

No

Drinking:

Occasionally

Languages:

English
Russian
Spanish
Chinese

Available for:

Incall: Club/Studio
Outcall: pre-bookings only! no short notice available!

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How the eHarmony Crazy Cat Lady Tricked The Internet

T en years ago, in my second year at university, I threw a Lord of the Rings-themed party. I would be embarrassed about committing this to print had it not been in New Zealand, where all parties are Lord of the Rings-themed. I was a Ringwraith, having spent an unfeasible amount of money on eBay for a hobby horse. Some guests on the way to my house in costume, were accosted by strangers of about our age, who asked: were they going to a Lord of the Rings-themed party? And that is how my party came to be gatecrashed by a stranger wearing a cloak and wielding a very real sword. She had had sex with them.

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Both literally and figuratively, I am a mildly obsessive cat lady. In the literal sense, I'm one of those people with a love for cats that borders on obsession. A middle school bully once gossiped about me for wearing clothes with cats on them.