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Lily (26)
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Biography

Gender:

Female

Age:

26

Ethnicity:

Caucasian

Nationality:

DEFAULT

Hair color:

Light brown

Hair Length:

Medium

Eye color:

Green

Height:

176 cm

Weight:

49 kg

Sexual Orientation:

Bisexual

Services Offered For:

Men
Women
Couples

Dress size:

L

Shoe size:

40

Cup size:

J

Breast:

Silicone

Pubic hair:

Shaved mostly

Tattoo:

No

Piercings:

No

Smoking:

No

Drinking:

Occasionally

Languages:

English
Chinese
Japanese
Turkish

Available for:

Incall: Club/Studio
Outcall: Hotel visits only

Services

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Inspirational Humor SkyWriting. Net All Rights Reserved. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds. Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter's suitors feel even worse. My motto: wilt them in the living room and they'll stay wilted all night. RULES: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.

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Cookie policy. Home » Family. I came across this today and, since I am the father of three girls, decided to make it public for possible suitors to prepare themselves as well as for other fathers who may need it.