Gabriela
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Beatriz
(29)
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Biography
Gender:
Female
Age:
29
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Nationality:
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Hair color:
Red
Hair Length:
Very Long
Eye color:
Black
Height:
162 cm
Weight:
55 kg
Sexual Orientation:
Bisexual
Services Offered For:
Men
Dress size:
S
Shoe size:
35
Cup size:
C
Breast:
Silicone
Pubic hair:
Trimmed
Tattoo:
No
Piercings:
No
Smoking:
Yes
Drinking:
No
Languages:
English
Japanese
Japanese
Available for:
Incall:
Club/Studio
Outcall: Hotel visits only
Outcall: Hotel visits only
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Rules for Dating Our Children (a work in progress)
This ritual vetting was an important part of protecting the human species from random romantic mistakes. In most cases, it was like shaking hands with a smiling canned ham. At work was the law of inverse proportions. The more impressive the girl, the worse her father. If your date was Goldilocks, her dad looked like Shrek, big, green and warty. Today, boyfriend inspections are still a part of American dating culture, kept alive by fathers like me with a misguided sense of ownership over their children, the people they love more than anything in the whole world. So, big, green and warty, I returned to the struggling little fishing village of Santa Monica for another boyfriend inspection.
He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds. Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter's suitors feel even worse. My motto: wilt them in the living room and they'll stay wilted all night. Rule One : If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.
Some of the rules, if memory serves were:. Reading it again, I feel a tiny bit of rage start to burn inside me. Inspired by this drek, I started to think about.
Rules for dating my daughter
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